The only thing you can possibly say to your ex after he finds a comment that you wrote about him in a public group.
Fiona: my partner is squishy, and I like it so much more than my muscular ex husband
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse
Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?
Paul: I hate myself and you are making it worse
Fiona: Welp, How's your mom?
by FionaBook April 25, 2021
by Johnny_Blaze April 13, 2008
1. (n.) A phrase that originates from a line spoken by Jim Carrey in the 1994 film "Dumb and Dumber" now often used to describe the act of slowly (or rapidly) excising a person from a group of friends. Reasons may vary and can include overwhelming stench, ending a relationship with a group member, or simply becoming an annoyance to group members.
2. (n.) An award given to a person who has previously been excised from a group in this way.
2. (n.) An award given to a person who has previously been excised from a group in this way.
Man, we really gave Nina the Welp, See Ya Later after she acted like a bitch during that camping trip.
by Norberrrrrt April 11, 2007
welp off to visit your mother!
by FENSONA March 03, 2022
When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
by marvshub June 25, 2021
a moment ig you could say is 'akward' in a way, but mainly you could use it when a room (or even in a game chat) is quiet or silent. you can also use welp moment anytime anywhere.
welp moment...
welp moment...
by welp moment dumass November 17, 2020
When a boy just whips it out and says, “welp here it is!” then proceeds to have you try to jerk him off but then you don’t do it right and he does it himself then ejaculates all over a couch and saying, “Y/N I’m cumming for you!” then goes all over the place and on his face and the mouth.
Carson: Welp here it is! Touch it.
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
Mia: I don’t think I’m doing this right.
Carson: Fine I’ll do it.
*Mia hides her eyes while Carson ejaculates all over the place.*
by niggaburger January 06, 2025