One sews one's enemy's trousers shut at the knees, and subsequently fills them with mayonnaise (in some regions maypo, ovaltine, demiglace sauce, gravy, or hollandaise sauce can be substituted for mayonnaise). Then the enemy is encouraged to put them on.
Damn those rapscallions! They've given me a short walton! It's squishy!
by Monstrosity Ahoys March 24, 2011
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A mixed drink containing Diet Coke with a twist of lime.
Alcoholic- Diet Coke with a twist of lime and light rum.
Girl at the bar- ''may I please get a Lillian Walton''
Bar keep- ''how is that?''
Girl at the bar- ''oh it's a diet coke with a twist of lime with light rum, please''
Bar keep- ''oh no problem, commin right up.''

Or

Waitress- ''what can I get you guys to drink?''
People- ''we'll all have a Lillian Walton please''
Waitress-''sure thing I'll bring those right out.''
by getmefamous July 6, 2011
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a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.
that jake lad is a right walton-wanker
by wigan_lass February 3, 2009
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the act of which you snitch on someone by telling you're mother everything about everyone that's ever happened ever.
by bringonthewall July 2, 2011
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An Artist who likes Doodles and The Buses and London Underground and Trams.
LX Walton how are you doing today?
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An erection achieved the day after a pilling session by following girls through the corridor, glancing at breast and buttock along the way.
She turned round and there it was in a presentation box - a walton woodbine, just what she'd always wanted...
by Double Trouble September 21, 2006
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