Walter 

To be uninteresting or boring, to the point that you resemble an old man.

Used as a noun, verb or adjective.

Only a male can Walter, though a female can Agatha.

1. Dude, you're being such a Walter. Why would you want to go bowling? UGH.

2. Look at that Walter over there. He's wearing a tweed jacket!

3. Oh my God, he's dating a sixteen year old? That's not very Walter of him.

Walter by TimmyBritton July 14, 2009

WALTER 

1.Verb. To vomit due to overconsumption of alcohol. A shortened version of the original term Walter Yackley, a made up name given to some random jerk off who passed out in my buddies bed. (we never did find out his real name)

2.Noun. A person who appears that they will very soon throw up.

1. You: I was wasted last night...
Me: Yeah, you waltered all over yourself. Fag.

2. When refering to someone who has just thrown up... "Ohhhhh, who invited Walter to the party"

3. When someones looks like they are going to throw up... "That guys about to go hang out with Walter."

WALTER by BigT23 December 21, 2010

Walter 

To drop a fork on the floor after picking it up
or to drop any flatware off a plate of food.

This definition comes from a man by the name of Walter who could not walk with a plate of food without dropping a fork to the floor.

person 1 "Hey did I just hear a fork drop"
person 2 "Yeah, I just pulled a Walter"

person 1 "Crap I dropped my fork"
person 2 "ha, you just pulled a Walter"

Walter by I told you I would post it December 10, 2010

Walter 

Walter is a guy who seems innocent and seems like a good guy, but behind the mask he is a truly evil person. Walter spends his freetime ''hunting'' animals and ''extinguishing fires'' by participating in volunteer fire department. They may seem like innocent hobbies, but behind them hides a dark secret. Walter likes to shotgun innocent animals full of lead out of sheer entertainment, to keep his psychopatic disorder under control. He also likes to run like a hooligan into burning buildings to build up his adrenaline and feel his skin burn, because he is a masochist and likes pain. Walter weighs around 130kgs because he likes to consume the flesh of innocent children that he keeps in his basement and makes shishkebab out of. Walter rides a shitty Aprilia moped that can barely move under his extreme weight, and he likes to consume extraordinary amounts of caffeine to keep him awake and his mind concentrated while he is fulfilling his evil deeds. Walter also likes to drink heavy amounts of alcohol, frying his last braincells even more. Walter also likes to make shitty taxidermies that look like mongoloids. All in all you should never associate with a Walter, he may seem like a decent guy, but behind his mask hides an evil psychopath out to cause harm to the innocent.

Look, there is the mammoth Walter riding his Aprilia again.

Walter by Rypticus November 15, 2022

Walter 

Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.

Fuckin' Walter!

Walter by On crack October 21, 2018

Walter 

Gay af

Walter is gay af

Walter by Mikeyuscools February 11, 2019

Walter 

Walter is a hobo.

Walter is a hobo

Walter by hbjj April 15, 2019