An allusion to Breaking Bad when Walter White breaks into Jesse Pinkman's place to wake him up.
Having consumed an excessive amount of hallucinogenic munchies given to him by Jesse, Walter desperately punches through Jesse's door. He then proceeds to frantically shake Jesse, who is knocked out, because he is coveting Kentucky Fried Chicken like a Catholic priest yearns children, but is himself afraid of acquiring it due to his high.
This line is often used hysterically as a mild inside joke in superior friend groups or in the crack-addicted Breaking Bad community. For instance, when your friend is dead asleep at 3 AM you may scare the life out of them by yelling the three magic words in intermittent order. Doing this after having set their house on fire enhances the experience. As a diehard Breaking Bad fan, it is unlikely that they will be upset at you for committing arson.
There are 27 three-word sentences in which you can yell any of these three words, but the most common are:
• "Jesse Wake Up."
• "Wake Up Jesse."
• "Jesse Jesse Jesse."
Some contemporary parents name their child -- or sometimes all of their children -- "Jesse" so that they can traumatise them with "JESSE WAKE UP!" every morning of their lives. Conveniently, the name is unisexual.
Having consumed an excessive amount of hallucinogenic munchies given to him by Jesse, Walter desperately punches through Jesse's door. He then proceeds to frantically shake Jesse, who is knocked out, because he is coveting Kentucky Fried Chicken like a Catholic priest yearns children, but is himself afraid of acquiring it due to his high.
This line is often used hysterically as a mild inside joke in superior friend groups or in the crack-addicted Breaking Bad community. For instance, when your friend is dead asleep at 3 AM you may scare the life out of them by yelling the three magic words in intermittent order. Doing this after having set their house on fire enhances the experience. As a diehard Breaking Bad fan, it is unlikely that they will be upset at you for committing arson.
There are 27 three-word sentences in which you can yell any of these three words, but the most common are:
• "Jesse Wake Up."
• "Wake Up Jesse."
• "Jesse Jesse Jesse."
Some contemporary parents name their child -- or sometimes all of their children -- "Jesse" so that they can traumatise them with "JESSE WAKE UP!" every morning of their lives. Conveniently, the name is unisexual.
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The group assignment was due yesterday night Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The Barbie movie Jesse! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS IN CINEMAS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We need to hit the gym Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"JESUS Jesse! Jesus died for our sins Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"It's sunrise Jesse! We didn't eat before the fast Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Kanye Jesse! Kanye tweeted something Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We slept through the entire Flash movie Jessie!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum said we can have a sleepover Jesse! SHE SAID YES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Maccas Jesse! Maccas has a new sundae flavour Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Santa Claus Jesse! SANTA IS A BLACK JEW JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum Jesse! She told me to wash the dishes Jesse! I FORGOT TO WASH THE DISHES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The group assignment was due yesterday night Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The Barbie movie Jesse! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS IN CINEMAS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We need to hit the gym Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"JESUS Jesse! Jesus died for our sins Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"It's sunrise Jesse! We didn't eat before the fast Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Kanye Jesse! Kanye tweeted something Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We slept through the entire Flash movie Jessie!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum said we can have a sleepover Jesse! SHE SAID YES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Maccas Jesse! Maccas has a new sundae flavour Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Santa Claus Jesse! SANTA IS A BLACK JEW JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum Jesse! She told me to wash the dishes Jesse! I FORGOT TO WASH THE DISHES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
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Get the JESSE WAKE UP mug.Dru Wakely is one of the three members of the british band, The Midnight Beast, who was made famous after spoofing Ke$ha's single, Tik Tok.
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
The other two members are Ashley Horne and Stefan Abingdon.
Dru is normally the one in the songs that's "dad goes off on a cold, Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes, back and 17 years later finds out he's with a whole, fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even, know his fucking name anymore"* and goes on drunken rampages, fucks hoes and scored some drugs.*
He was also in the bands, Clik Clik and Perfect People with Stefan Abingdon.
*reference from their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.
**reference from their skit, Walk With Us
Chuck: Dru Wakely is awesomeness, ain't he?
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
Gabe: Yeah! He scored drugs, bro! He's way cool.
Chuck: You know he's only joking, right?
Gabe: Oh. What about the bit about his dad in Tik Tok?
Chuck: I think that's a joke too... BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! DRU'S STILL AWESOME!
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Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
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Someone known as 'Waleed' is also perceivedd as very kind man, infact, so kind it is not easily expressible. It's difficult to express how amazing a person named waleed can be and that difficulty gives rise to serious frustration,Honestly. Waleed is funny, waleed is charming and handsome AF. Waleed is a blessing to those he is close to. He can make you laugh when you don't even want to smile, and you can trust him with your life. Someone who is so unique and unlike other people that you are left to wonder how you may have stumbled upon this human so pure and full of goodness and love, because people like that rarely exist. Waleed is a special, and worth all the happiness in this world. Waleed has the cutest laugh in the world and may just become your favorite sound, and if he loves you, the way he looks at you will definitely give you butterflies. Waleed is the best person in your life, your bestfriend. Someone who is a true friend, someone you could want to be with all the time. Waleed is someone so caring and wonderful and honest and exquisite and adorable that there just isn’t any match for waleed. One could do anything for waleed, because waleed is the best, and he deserves the best.
Someone known as 'Waleed' is also perceivedd as very kind man, infact, so kind it is not easily expressible. It's difficult to express how amazing a person named waleed can be and that difficulty gives rise to serious frustration,Honestly. Waleed is funny, waleed is charming and handsome AF. Waleed is a blessing to those he is close to. He can make you laugh when you don't even want to smile, and you can trust him with your life. Someone who is so unique and unlike other people that you are left to wonder how you may have stumbled upon this human so pure and full of goodness and love, because people like that rarely exist. Waleed is a special, and worth all the happiness in this world. Waleed has the cutest laugh in the world and may just become your favorite sound, and if he loves you, the way he looks at you will definitely give you butterflies. Waleed is the best person in your life, your bestfriend. Someone who is a true friend, someone you could want to be with all the time. Waleed is someone so caring and wonderful and honest and exquisite and adorable that there just isn’t any match for waleed. One could do anything for waleed, because waleed is the best, and he deserves the best.
girl 1: waleed is too good for me, man.
girl 2: yeah he's totally out of your league! i mean have you SEEN THE GUY? hot dayum.
girl 2: yeah he's totally out of your league! i mean have you SEEN THE GUY? hot dayum.
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