WTFIT

Texting/online posting acronym for "Who The Fuck Is This?"

Used ideally when a text is received from an unknown number.

unknown number: " hey man, it's been a while. how are you doing?"

Me: "WTFIT?

unknown number: "????"

Me: "Who the fuck is this?!!

by jcodes April 28, 2017

wtfail

When a subject, has something happen to them or around them that is a what the fuck or what the fail moment. But at the same time.

Kid 1: Did you see that photo on thisisphotobomb.com?
Kid 2: Yeah! Like that photo where a couple was kissing and there was a girl in the background that looked like a wild Snorlax appearing?
Kid 1: Ahaha! Yes! Like, WTFAIL???!?!?!?
Kid 2: Bahahaha! What a noob.
Kid 1: BTW, this is a terrible example.
Kid 2: Yeah, you're going to get alot of thumbs down, douchebag.

by attachedxD November 22, 2009

wtfiyp

wtfiyp usually means what the fuck is your problem.

wtfiyp why are you flipping out about this?

by youll never know me December 13, 2009

WTFIJ?!

What-the-fuck-is-juice!?

Used to question something you've never heard of before.


Coined by Dave Chapelle in Killing me softly.

Guy 1:dude, want some grape juice?

Guy 2:WTFIJ?!

by OLG! October 9, 2008

WTFsicles

A phrase said in complete and utter shock, an advanced way of saying WTF or something along those lines.
Can be said in three ways:

"W-T-F-sicles",
"whatthefucksicles",
or,
"whalesthatfloatsicles".

They are all spelled as WTFsicles and mean the same exact thing, it's your choice which one to say.

"WTFsicles! That chick has three boobs!"

by toxicjigglypuff December 24, 2009

WTFI

"Who the f*** is"...?

WTFI Tim Kaine?

by Robomuse January 6, 2017

WTFIUWT

What The Fuck Is Up With That

Who are the misinformed citizens disrupting Congressional town hall meetings held for their benefit? WTFIUWT?

by jobpimp August 20, 2009