welfare burger

a really cheap burger that yor mumma makes
made of wonder bread with the meat right in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle and making the bread stick to the plateand big green peppers hanging out the top. and when you put the ketchup on the meat it mixes with the grease and the bread turns into pink dough and got big pink fingerprints in the dough...

Boy: "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
Mom: "I got hamburger meat at home."
Boy: "But I want McDonald's hamburger."
Mom: "I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
Then you go out side with your burger better then Mcdonalds and all your little frends say
"Where you get that
big, welfare burger?"

by bob marley the actor May 24, 2007

Welfwear

The attire worn in public by those who not only lack the motivation to get a job but are also too lazy to even get dressed in the morning before leaving their house...

It is also known as "Welfare Wear"... and is what is commonly referred to as "pajamas" when worn to bed...

I had to stop at Walmart today to pick up a couple cases of bullets and was throughly disgusted by all the trash wearing the new line of "welfwear"...

by Jared L. Ohlinger November 25, 2009

Welfare bitch

Girl who stays on welfare, not want to work and expecpt their guy to pay all their expenses.

This welfare bitch doesn’t wanna help out with rent.

by Scream Beef October 15, 2018

Welfare Agent

A Real Estate Agent that is always calling vendors (mortgage companies, title companies, inspectors, alarm companies etc) asking them for money to pay for their customer appreciation events, marketing events, drinks, lunch, etc.

Often these agents use words like hustle, leverage, disruption, and constantly quote various trendy motivational speakers.

Agent: hey throwing a customer appreciation event, can you contribute to it with $250?
Vendor: no you never send me business and you only call to get money from me, you are a welfare agent.

by AgentSecrets January 6, 2020

welfare queen

A woman, regardless of race who is living off the welfare system purely because of laziness and not due to any real need.

She could have a job but she is a welfare queen.

by yo mamma September 10, 2003

welfare party

A party that occurs between the 1st and 15th of each month, often in the summer. All the welfare recipients in the neighborhood come together and groove to car stereo tunes outside, while their children are running around with nobody watching them, shoeless, and fighting with sticks. For a real shindig all the food stamp (EBT) cards are pulled together for porterhouse steaks, delicate shrimps, and the most elegant cheese balls you will find. Of course followed up by "red" Kool-Aid, natural ice, and watermelon.

Keke: Daddy can we go over to Deedee's house she is having a cookout.

Dad: (glances at the calendar), shit you ant goin to that welfare party!

Keke: Awww daddy why not? They got more food over there than we've had all month.

Daddy: ohh alright, but bring me back a plate!

by RebeckaxRosexWicker May 20, 2009

welfare bear

nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco. this nickname comes from the fact that grizzly is usually very low priced, at round $2 a can

dude i only got 3 bills for dip.

so, we can still grab a can of welfare bear

by gumbi mcfadden March 20, 2010