Who/Where/Whereself

A humorous response to reply with when somebody questions what your pronouns are.

“Hi, what are your pronouns?”

“I identify as invisible, so I go by who/where/whereself.”

“Bro what-”

by RubyJean_ February 14, 2023

Who Is Joe

Never ask this question, if you ask this question you’re going to get annihilated, as the person will usually respond with “Joe Mama” which will give a heart attack to the person who asked.

Peter Griffin Who is Joe?
Barack Obama Joe Mama!
Peter Griffin *fucking dies*
Barack Obama *default dance*

by LordForkSquad August 5, 2019

who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

Doctor Who

The giving up, or postponing, of social events in order to stay in and watch one of the greatest TV shows of all time live as it airs.

"Dude, do you want to come to my party on Saturday night?"
"Sure, but it'll have to be after Doctor Who"
"You'll miss the money fountain and hooker amnesty"
"I understand, see you after Doctor Who"

by Geektacular September 8, 2014

Who's your blue?

Blue is someone who is your comfort. The one person who takes all your worries away. Someone that you know will always be there even though you've put them through a lot.

"so, who's your blue?", "You're my blue Jamal."

by jejeunivers January 8, 2022

who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014