Waffle House States

States mostly in the southeastern region of the United States. These states can be characterized by warm weather, cheap houses, and ass-backwards social policies. These states are also home to the majority of the country's Waffle House restaurants.

My friend just went down to a summer camp somewhere in the Waffle House States.

by Entitled_Karennn July 01, 2022

Waffle House Monster

a seemingly attractive man/woman who you meet in a club or darkened social event and then meet in an after hours meeting/food location in bright lights and is in actuality very unattractive.

Girl, I'm glad I passed on dancing with him in the club. I missed those three missing teeth on the side while we were on the dance floor. He sure is a waffle house monster.

by MsFunnyLady March 04, 2010

Double Waffle House Theory

The idea that 2 Waffle Houses could both sustain enough business to remain open while being placed next to one another.

This town is a shithole, I wonder if the Double Waffle House Theory would apply here.

by jdboone21 May 13, 2005

Waffle House or GTFO

1. When you are at a friend's house and need to be quiet or go somewhere, you say this.
2. When you are bored as hell and someone suggests a stupid place to go.

1)
Person: HAI GUYS! LISTEN TO THIS BRITISH SONG!
Friend: Waffle House or GTFO

2)
Person: Dude, I'm so bored, let's go blow wrestle a bear at night
Friend: Waffle House of GTFO

by John Foxwhitener August 11, 2008

The Waffle House has found it's new host.

A sentence meant to gaslight Youtube users, coined by Jonny RaZeR Shorts.

He typed "The Waffle House has found it's new host." On youtube Comments of every video he watched.

by Wordinternet January 14, 2023

The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

A small internet trend started by the youtuber Jonny RaZer shorts / jonny raZeR. Basically you go into a video/ short or whatever the case may be and just say “ The Waffle House has found it’s new host”

Youtube short video: Blah blah blah blah

Comments: Johnypickle23: The Waffle House has found it’s new host.

coolcat42: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

tacotexter128: The waffle house has found it’s new host.

by Cornelius crinklecut the 364th January 17, 2023

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host

Umm.. I am not sure what this means either.

The Waffle House has founds its new host.

What do you mean?

The Waffle House Has Found It’s New Host Means that it found a new a host jackass

by Glibber flook January 16, 2023