ketchup & mayo volcano

A big red zit with a big white tip. Squeezing causes a massive & violent eruption of ketchup & mayo.

Mark was going to ground and pound poor Danny Dork, but, Danny Dork squoze the ketchup & mayo volcano that was on his own forehead and shot the zit-based condiments into Mark's eye and mouth causing Mark to instantly scream and run to the boy's bathroom.

I guess Danny Dork won that fight. Now no one fucks with him. Zit Man!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

Elvis Presley Volcano

The Elvis Presley Volcano is a complex sexual technique as described by DarkestDay:

It is a fairly complicated move to pull off, but if you do it right, you will be A GOD. First, you need a condom, some vinegar, some baking soda, and a funnel.

So, you then convince your girlfriend to let you have anal sex with her. You put on the condom and put your wang up there, but while you are in there, you pull out but leave the condom in her rectal cavity. Then, you insert the funnel in real stealthy like so she thinks you are back inside her.

Then, you pour the baking soda in the condom, then, you pour the vinegar in. Then, you grab her ass and clench her ass cheeks together. If you do this right then you will effectively seal the vinegar and baking soda concoction in the condom, not letting it escape. Then, you grab her and shake her up. Then when she asks what you are doing you yell "I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!" and let go of her ass. The pressure that has built up in the condom (which is still in her rectal cavity) will be released and she will go hovering around the room.

The Elvis Presley Volcano:
"I'M ALL SHOOK UP, UH-HU!!!!"

by From LUE May 15, 2006

Wee Volcano

The artistic display created by holding ones foreskin closed twixt forefinger and thumb, and then urinating into it, filling the foreskin with urine to bursting point, and beyond...

Mike gripped his foreskin tightly and pee'd hard till it bulged like a wee Volcano ready to blow, then it erupted all over his kilt and legs

by Tongo January 8, 2009

volcano insurance

a service or product you never use, but are constantly paying for

Cory said he's paying 90 bucks a month for cable and he never watches it. I wonder if he also has volcano insurance.

by lotus_six June 27, 2009

ass volcano

The move used by all the rap video dancers. Done by standing in place and shaking your ass rapidly.

Yo! Dat girls doing that ass volcano on weezy!

by Kevin John McCormack March 30, 2008

volcanoes

Earth's pimples.

Just like us, the very thing we dwell upon has pimples too. Volcanoes apear in many shapes and sizes on the face of the Earth with no clear way to dispose of them.

by Memberberry Tea December 18, 2018

love volcano

A sexual position. Which requires some setup

First ejaculate into your lovers anus.
Then take a straw and blow smoke up their rectum.
Finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the semen flows out like lava from a volcano.

I gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week... and then put the video on youtube. WEE!!!!!

by witto ol' me October 3, 2007