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Venezuelan Car Wash

A chick gets down on her knees and begins to crawl while surrounded by masturbating guys who cum all over as she goes by.
That dirty bitch needed to be cleaned up so we gave her a Venezuelan Car Wash.
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Venezuelan Fly Trap

A Venezuelan boy who is shipped to a customer overseas in a box and packaged with a 3-month supply of cow shit, which in combination attracts the flies in your house.

Directions:
1. Open box carefully.
2. Immediately find the package of shit and hurl chunks at the face of the young Venezuelan boy.
3. Set the boy in a part of the house in which you will not be around.
4. Wait for the flies to accumulate on the boy's face.
5. After 2 hours your Venezuelan Fly Trap should have attracted all the flies in your house. Therefore, immediately roll a piece of newspaper and smack the boy's face repeatedly until no living flies remain. SUCCESS! Your trap has worked.
"I just ordered a brand new Venezuelan Fly Trap! Those flies are fucked now!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
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Venezuelan Oil Tycoon

When you give your girlfriend burritos with laxitives in them and when your fucking her and she starts to shit on your dick whilst having anal the shit squirts out around you dick.
Last night i gave Martha her first Venezuelan Oil Tycoon! It was Awsome and a little messy!!!!
by Toxik_Douche January 7, 2009
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Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy
My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket
by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017
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Venezuelan

Person who was born/raised in Venezuela or has venezuelan family.
"I'm venezuelan" "that girl from the club was venezuelan"
by g77f0 July 20, 2021
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Venezuelan Chieftain

Giving someone a face-penis-hand intercourse sandwich after anally penetrating them with the same penis.
Kim's face was covered in brown and red war paint after Mark gave her that Venezuelan Chieftain.
by Andrew w Larson January 2, 2024
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Venezuelan Vaginal Volleyball

VERY SPECIFIC KIND OF VOLLEYBALL THAT REQUIRED PLAYERS TO PLAY VOLLEYBALLS WITH THEIR CLITORIS

VERY HARD TO DO
by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025
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