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velocicraptor

a specially designed toilet that allows one to both vomit and defecate at the same time.
after that night of drinking i needed a velocicraptor or i was going to make a mess of that bathroom

source: casey-boy's invention preston and steve show philadelphia
by djspork September 5, 2011
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velinsky

Person, of which the sex tends to be male, whose life ultimately revolves around a single individual. He/she tends to be a complete douche to any other human being other than the individual, although there have been cases where the he/she has a close circle of friends, but continues to be a douche to them repeatedly. A Velinsky also tend to be cynical, hateful, impolite and full of crap. Velinskies smoke lots of weed and drink regularly, typically as a result of their Irish decent. Velinskies like to single people out, put people on the spot, and practice other selfish acts to make themselves look better, as they are self conscious. Velinskies do not tend to be intelligent, as they make spelling errors regularly and usually aren't very adept at getting good grades.
That Velinsky over yonder, watch closely as he talks behind that kids back, and if you watch for an extended period of time, he will ditch his "friends" to hang out with that other person that he can't seem to ever leave alone!
by Dr.Nagy November 8, 2009
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Veloci-hooker

VEL - OS - E - hooker.

Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.

Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types

Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
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Velien

A girl with the name Velien is usually a beautiful loving person who is independent and can also be a huge brat.
Wow, she is so beautiful, her name must be Velien.
by vktsefjidg May 27, 2016
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Velocicoaster

Mom: have you ever rode velocicoaster?
Korin: yes!
by Itsdanger2009 July 15, 2021
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Velisha

She is a badass and a strong woman. She can sexy, hot, stunning and at the same time caring, loving and really helpful. I'd love to be with that Woman for the rest of my living years. She'll be the best thing ever happened to Me, my entire Life. I'd give her all of Love and my Life just to be with Her.
I'd love to be with that girl named, Velisha🖤
by Hashirama Blade July 15, 2022
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De Velize

The act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one's toilet, in anticipation of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop.
My house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, because I took proactive measures and De Velized him. The paramedics thought it was hilarious.
by Farmerjoe01 April 8, 2009
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