vander secks

crazy german buttsex.

do you vant ve vander secks?

by strackzilla January 24, 2008

Devin Vandervoort

A kid with a very small package. He weighs about as much as holocaust victim and is lazy. He's a borderline queer, loves videogames and maturbaits to other's Ipod Touch's. He tends to like screamo and sucking cock.

damn she skinny..... kinda like Devin Vandervoort

by Sandy Bunz November 23, 2010

vanderslicing

the heinous act of sending emails to someone where the entire message is in the subject line and the body is either blank or contains only a signature.

Phil from Houston is vanderslicing again.

by J.C. Fox August 7, 2003

Vanderjact

To choke in a big pressure situation

Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.

Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.

by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007

Vanderwalling

When you and your girl fuck so hard babies immediately start pouring out

AJ: dude I boned that girl so hard that she started vanderwalling everywhere. The skies turned black and welfare checks poured down all around us
Bro: Did you touch the butt

by BasedFob May 8, 2014

Vanderton University

A university that does not exist in real life but is used for TV movies especially Lifetime.

Vanderton University! Go, team!

by Slang Advisory Board May 12, 2020

vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.

Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.

by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006