A lawyer, especially a lawyer specialized in personal injury claims.
I hate lawyers... what a bunch of vampires.
by Danny hates lawyers May 13, 2007
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Going south on a lady when she is menstruating. As per that bro in Twilight.
I love vampiring you, Girl. /bares teeth
by some chill bro up top December 29, 2011
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Sexy, beautiful creatures who can seduce anyone into getting their blood sucked by them.
"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|
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Sanguinarian.

A human that derives their energy from blood.

Corrections:
Only SENSITIVE to sunlight
Garlic is friendly
Crosses, some sangs are Christians
Stakes, kill anyone
Bats, no
the transformation (You must be born and awakened. Awakening means, coming to the realisation that you are a Sanguinarian.)

What the legends got sorta correct:
Increased strength (can beat pretty much anyone in an arm wrestle)
Better sight ( They were caught reading in dim or no light.)
Better hearing (can hear the whine of the lights and/or the buzz of the TV without straining to listen)
Better smell
Empathic
limited precognition
Drink blood (using either blood from packaged meat or from a willing donor. Only taking a tablespoon amount)
Nocturnal (daymare for teens awakening because of school running during only the day time. Most are seen resting their head on the desk, when the teach isn't looking)
Above average intelligence (controlling the bloodthirst is considered to be harder than starvation and/or giving up cocaine. It takes a level of brain activity to outsmart it each time)
Pale
Cold skin
Slow heartbeat

Things you may not know they suffer from:
Nausea
Hot/cold flashes
Shivers
Paranoia
Depression
Blurred eyes
Stomach pain
Higher risk of allergies
Blood dreams

The lingo:
Twoof - strongest blood urge (if your sang says she's gonna twoof or she is, get yourself out)
Mundane - someone not currently suffering from the sanguine condition
Black swan - donor
A vampire is really a Sanguinarian.
by bluebirdbloodbird May 3, 2015
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Someone who eats a lot of pussy or sucks a lot of dick.
Joe- Man Jerry eats pussy like every night.
Johnny- Ya dude he is such a vampire.
by Jackass1739 November 13, 2016
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A person who eats a girl out on her period (bloodied-tampon eaters included)
Girl: Chad it’s my time of the month again
Chad: Time to be a vampire
by prolificterror April 3, 2019
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In business, "vampirizing" means a product of a brand could potentially burn sales from another product of the same brand. It's usually a mistake to have two conflicting products in a given line of products.
Apple's iPod Touch will now eventually vampirize iPhones sales, because it's the same product, just without the phone.

That's why Apple launched it later, screwing a lot of customers who would have bought the Touch instead, not really needing another phone.
by chris banach November 13, 2007
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