Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004

Vastectomy

A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.

David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.

Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.

David: With pleasure Doc.

Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.

by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010

vastlakukkel

A vastlakukkel is a pastry which involves a spermy-like cream that makes a vastlakukkel to what it is: A vastlakukkel.
Vastlakukkel, also known as Crème Brulée, is eaten alot by Estonians like Allar Antson.

Vastlakukkel can also be used as a random funny word to spam with.
In any situation, vastlakukkel is the key to success.

1. Allar slaps Vastlakukkel with a vastlakukkel

2. <Sick-Mic> Hai Guard!!1
<Guard> Vastlakukkel

3. <Teh_9ur3_n33b> i was boning this chick and she squirted in my eye so i was like WHAT THE FUCK BITCH and i stuck it in her ass and then her mom came and i was like 2 in the pink 1 in the stink and she went all crazy and i was like ANGRY DRAGON MOTHERFUCKER RAGHHHHHHHH AND I PISTOL WHIPPED HER FUCK BITCH COCK
<Guard> L!!! Vastlakukkel motherfucker!!!!!

4. Guard told me I'm a fucking jew, but I came back with vastlakukkel, so lots ov win tbh.

by ColaDrinkrrrr February 12, 2008

vesty

A girl who wears, or is likely to wear, cute vests. I'm not talking about shitty puffy vests, I'm talking about silk vests over t-shirts and nice sweater vests. These girls are often lesbians, but they're cute lesbians, and their vestyness makes them even more desirable to men. However, if you do meet a true straight vesty girl, you must treat her nicely, and with respect, or she will tell you to fuck off. Take her out to dinner, open the door for her, you know. A vesty is tough to get because the straight ones are all taken, and persistence and class are key. Good luck.

Mike: God damn, that girl is vesty as hell.
Gabby: I think she's a lesbian.
Mike: Not this one, Gabby. Not this one.
Gabby: Good thing she's not brown too. You'd have to be restrained.

by Mike Rougeau April 13, 2008

Vast right-wing conspiracy

1. A glorious organization thought up by the loony left to blame for all of their own failures.

1. Man, that pigeon just crapped on my car, it must be a part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

2. Man, I'm a poor penniless hippie because of the vast right-wing conspiracy.

3. Man, what's your problem, I don't smell, you're just in the VRWC.

by NCTL November 1, 2004

vastico

A handsome young devil who's a right ladies man. Goes out on the night daily and has a girl on his arm 24/7. Leading the way in cutting edge technology he is the youngest millionaire to of developed and built a revolutionary game.

Dam I wish I was like Vastico, he's handsome, cute and rich as f**k!

by the wise old man from runescap July 19, 2010

vosty

To have the characteristics of someone shell-like.

Evan was acting typically vosty today.

by Sangrias&Spaceships June 16, 2018