Ellectra Usher

To wake up looking amazing every single morning.

I feel like Ellectra Usher this morning.

by GG4live January 6, 2014

Leo Usher and Barney Ray

They make the most fucking noise on a sleepover in existence like do u mind big nige is getting pissed

Leo Usher and Barney Ray are way loud

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

Ushers

Assistants in the porn industry, helping to feed large penises into unaccommodating spaces.

Jennifer squirmed as the ushers helped Ron get into place

by Plaintiff 68 September 18, 2018

Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.

Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Usher

a guy who is totally 100% NOT a lolicon. he is not a lolicon whatsoever. whatever you do, do not assume he is a lolicon because he most definitely is NOT. he is also NOT a child predator. usher is a very nice guy who talks to you a lot over text, but does not speak to you in person smh.

wow! your friend is totally an usher!

by thisisnotusher April 7, 2022