Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

brown u-boat

A poo submarine

All aboard The Brown U-boat

by Scab Pwicker February 16, 2018

Inverterad ubåt

When you take a glass full of Jägermeister and shot of beer

Eyy bro wanna get shitfaced tonight?
Let’s take a inverted submarine (inverterad ubåt)

by anonymous February 3, 2022