unlucky assassin

Conner Martin. Search it in The Wu Tang name generator and this is what comes up.

Unlucky Assassin is going to kill it tonight.

by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015

unlucky moody

when you follow the same girl for 2years and end up falling in love with them but know nothing would ever happen. you will always be 'just friends'

'oh no you haven't become an unlucky moody'

by K KREW January 22, 2009

Unlucky

A person who has the shittest luck, even when his luck has ran out some more bad shit happens.

"Fuck me, you heard about Pete?"
"Yeah man he's so fucking unlucky"

by BigRickyOneTime July 29, 2025

unlucky

unlucky is when someone gets an afk on their team. this is most commonly used in the case of blank where they are considered to be the most unlucky player in league of legends

"I got an AFK on my team. So unlucky!"
Typical game of League of Legends for Blank!

by Packie1 March 23, 2022

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

unlucky taco

When you shit your pants and your ass crack is filled with poo

Guys I trusted a fart too much and now I have an unlucky taco.

by Rizzo1776 April 17, 2022

unlucky

the act of unwillingly owning a razer viper as your only mouse to play geometry dash with

"i use a razer viper when playing geometry dashc im unlucky"

by muffin23_ October 10, 2021