mosquito tweeter

a penis. more like a small penis

you know your funkier than a mosquito tweeter.

by unanimous person May 14, 2008

tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell

I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you

by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021

Tweeter Tease

When you send a tweet out about a future upcoming big news event and then don't deliver the follow up tweet.

Bob: I am still waiting on Judy to tweet about whether her sister had a boy or a girl. She is such a Tweeter Tease.

by bradclayco1 December 29, 2009

Dangling Tweeters

1. Testicles

Dang! Bob's dangling tweeters are HUGE!!!

by Aqueas December 2, 2003

Ghost Tweeter

1.The act of helping a friend fine tune their twitter updates. Either to make them funnier or more concise.

2. Knowingly coming up with tweets for a friend or colleague.

3. Tweeting for a company or entity under the guise of being them.

4. Tweeting as a celebrity without their knowledge.

"Wow, Jane's last tweet was hilarious. she must have a funny ghost tweeter."

or

"That's not really Ashton Kutcher on twitter. That is a ghost tweeter."

by @offdutygnome August 4, 2009

tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.

She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!

by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010