twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

by Cherry Ladeh June 24, 2009

Twat

The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

by KathyRules September 16, 2009

Twat

Carl Silverstone

A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.

He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.

Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?

Person 2: What a twat.

by Carl Sliverstone April 22, 2011

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003

Twat

A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".

Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.

by tight_twat June 18, 2003

twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."

by nor cal crew September 6, 2003

Twat

Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.

Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.

by doublea7030 December 2, 2009