Tainer

noun: a person, of terrorist persuasion found at Guantanamo Bay. Often found hitting American soldiers with shit and being rewarded.

Guard 1: I cant believe they let the tainers have tv.

Guard 2: All they had to do was hit Eric with shit.

by ICRC in training December 26, 2009

T-shirt Trainer

A 't-shirt trainer' is a male who goes to the gym only for the purpose of working their upper body, in the mistaken belief that getting bigger pecs and biceps will improve his success with the ladies.

T-shirt training has the effect of giving the male a defined upper body, but leaving him with skinny ass chicken legs. T-shirt trainers like to refer to themselves as bodybuilders, but you will only ever see them on the bench press, bicep curl or shoulder fly machines, ie. they are not bodybuilders, but vain posers.

The term was originally coined by Tempa T (of the Slew Dem Crew).

What t-shirt trainers fail to realise hoewver is that no

chcikn legs

Guy1: lolz look at those t-shirt trainers over there. desperately tryina get buff before summer.

Guy2: Don't they realise now matter how big their pecs are, it won't make up for their lack of social skills.

by Zweihander47 November 9, 2011

animal trainer

a person with the talent to bring out the utmost freakiness in an otherwise shy sexual partner.

my roommate can get girls to do really crazy shit in bed... he's such an animal trainer.

by skot March 18, 2005

Twaine

The baddest Jamaican younger out here. Straight outta Peckham. Nobody can chat to him. Gyal love him of.

Is your name Twaine

by Uk drillings October 7, 2018

crew trainer

A tiller extension that is long enough to reach from the rear of the cockpit to the front of the cockpit on a sail boat. Normally used as a reenforcement tool to teach new sailors the skills they need to succeed. This is done hitting them with it while underway if they disobey an order or botch a maneuver.

Coach stuck me with a new crew to teach him the ropes. All it took was a couple of hits with the crew trainer and he was where he was supposed, to be doing what he was supposed to do, when he was supposed to do it, without me saying a word.

by Will Parker January 6, 2008

Wii Fit Trainer

An annoying ass smash ultimate character who won't shut the fuck up and keeps screaming "BONE" which is the one thing no bi or straight man will get for her flat annoying ass.

I was playing smash bros having a great time whooping some wii fit trainer mains ass fueled on by rage cause of the annoying fucking noises I kept hearing wanting to end the game so the trainer would shut tf up.

by Necrozma Beam October 24, 2020

personal trainer

the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.

"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."

by i'mamynotami April 13, 2008