When you and your step sister vigorously fuck and you cum in her ass then yell, "Tuscaloosa Creampie!)
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
Get the Tuscaloosa Creampiemug. In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.
"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."
"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"
"'Fraid so."
by Dave TTB September 6, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Tooter Bootmug. In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.
I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play
by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013
Get the Tuscaloosa Triple Playmug. At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
by ObjectivityRach September 6, 2015
Get the Tuscaloosa Honeysucklemug.