At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.
"Where'd you guys disappear to for the second quarter?"
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
"Um, well, Beth had a problem, so I had to drink a Tuscaloosa Honeysuckle."
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Get the Tuscaloosa Screenshot mug.In the town of Tuscaloosa, 1993, a circus which brought those from all over the state was held with a record number of 58 Cs performing at once. But far right cheeto protesters attended the event and threw bottles at the cs for using their skin color in vain. Eventually, one c got hit in the head with a bottle and all of the clowns rose up in retaliation. Sadly, because they were southern americans, they all shot down the cs with their mandatory male affirmation personal handguns. It was a devastating event that marked the beginning of the first major C Reform Act.
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