Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

Norwegian Tunkeling

A person or persons who engage in tickling a narwhal whilst rolling down a hill.

Jug went Norwegian tunkeling last weekend.
Wanna go Norwegian tunkeling with me?

by BubTheVast February 17, 2026

Spacetime Tunneling

A speculative concept describing the use of wormholes, Einstein-Rosen bridges, or other topological features of spacetime to travel between distant points without crossing the intervening space. Unlike ordinary travel through space, spacetime tunneling would involve traversing a shortcut—a tunnel where spacetime is warped to connect two otherwise far apart regions. It remains a theoretical possibility within general relativity, though requiring exotic matter with negative energy density to keep the tunnel open. In popular imagination, spacetime tunneling is the ultimate workaround for cosmic distances, allowing journeys that would otherwise take millennia to be completed in moments—if the physics can be made to work.

Spacetime Tunneling Example: “The ship didn’t move through space; it created a spacetime tunnel between Earth and Proxima Centauri. In theory, such a tunnel could make interstellar travel as routine as crossing a bridge.”

by Dumu The Void March 28, 2026

cognitive tunneling

Cognitive tunneling is a psychological phenomenon where a person's attention narrows to a single point, ignoring all other information. This happens most often under high stress or during a sudden, unexpected event, causing a person's brain to transition from a relaxed state to a panicked, focused state that fixates on a narrow set of stimuli. This can lead to an inability to see the bigger picture, sometimes described as inattentional blindness, and is a common cause of errors in high-pressure situations, such as pilots or drivers missing crucial cues.

During the exam, I hit a tough question and fell into cognitive tunneling, completely missing the easier ones I had already skimmed over. Talk about stress messing with my focus!

by Emotional Cruiser November 4, 2025

Subway Tunneling

When you and your partner put your butt cheeks together and drop a turn into the others butthole

They went a** to a** cause she likes subway tunneling

by Cerberusactual November 19, 2025