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tubslime

Slippery, pernicious material frequently found in bathtub and shower areas. Hazardous and unsanitary substance common to the interior of tubs and other bathing facilities. Good housekeeping is the most effective intervention strategy.

NOTE: 1) Bathtub accidents are a popular form of "accidental" death in the American cinema. 2) Falls are the 2nd most common cause of accidental death in the US.

Critical considerations:*
"Accidents in the bathtub and shower area can be defined as a complex, time dependent system of components interacting simultaneously and sequentially to produce injury."
"The slipperiness of most bathtub surfaces constitutes the chief hazard... Bathtubs far exceed shower stall in accident potential."(*Findings FROM: "A Systematic Program to Reduce the Incidence and Severity of Bathtub and Shower Area Injuries, FINAL REPORT June 4,1975")
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DETECTIVE 1: So, what's the COD?
MEDICAL EXAMINER: Tubslime, complicated by blunt force trauma to the skull.
DETECTIVE 2: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
DETECTIVE 1: (shrug/nods.)
by escuchon June 10, 2008
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tubsy

A jolly fat fellow. Tubsy is a caring and generous person though he is also an avid racist and womanizer. He often resides at Tubsy's basement where the recurrent gluttony of pizza, Pepsi, and video games is practiced.
Tubsy is a whoremonger.
by Tubsy himself. December 12, 2004
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Tubsitis

A horrible pathogenic disease that attacks the victims brain. It makes the victim long for food on a continuous basis until the victim eats themselves to death.
Doctor: I am sorry Miss. Read but you have a serious case of Tubsitis.
Patient: Oh f*ck knuckle!! *Says whilst eating a large pizza*
by HardcoreDanal October 20, 2015
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Tubslut

A female that uses her body and/or engages in sexual activities for payment of Gear, Ice, Meth, Rock, Shards.
That junkie who was here yesterday is nothing but a Tubslut, she’ll do anything for a bit of gear.
by Seenitall86 February 18, 2019
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tubsso

tubsso is the best person ever / tik toker!! he makes great videos and deserves all the love he gets <33
tubsso is perfectttt
by skyelollol August 27, 2021
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Tubsona

Also sometimes called Tubblesona or Tubbsona, a Tubsona is a persona based around and used on the website Tubble. gg Similar to other website personas, Tubblers may use Tubsonas in pfps, lore, art, and writing- though none of such is required.
"I just made a Tubsona to use in lore!"

"I've also made a Tubsona, but i'll just keep them to myself for now."
by RooWasHere December 1, 2022
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Tubsidy

Irish slang - A sum of money paid by a public body, off the books, to an employee, "without the knowledge" of said employee... wink wink nod nod*

Originates from a scandal with Raidió Teilifís Éireann (RTE) and undisclosed payments they made to TV and radio presenter Ryan Tubridy.
Ryan is worried about his career now that people know about his RTE Tubsidy.
by IrishMcFunk June 29, 2023
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