TUBE

A secret doctors term for,
Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Doctors convince patients to summit to a breast exam while they are there for something else.

"While your here mrs smith i'll give you a quick breast exam, pop your top off"

"Your not going to tube me you filthy old bastard"

by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

tube

An asshead, a person who is hollow.

You are such a friggin tube, it hurts me.

by Pino March 30, 2003

tube

noun. Scottish. short for tube steak. a tube steak is penis on account of it being cylindrical in nature and made of meat.
used to refer to someone being a dick.

"So your boyfriend's a Hearts supporter? He must be a total tube steak."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009

tube

a water bong.

by Jak April 21, 2003

the tube

a tv ummmmmmmmmm....yea

dude you're blockin the tube

by blythe_molly March 25, 2005

tubes

better than excellent

"That shit is tubes!"

by Mac Mogan July 6, 2009

tubes

A man's vas deffrens and urethra. The path from balls to ejaculation.

He got lucky with his new girlfriend last night; he got his tubes cleaned.

by brandabur August 27, 2016