TUBE

A secret doctors term for,
Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.
Doctors convince patients to summit to a breast exam while they are there for something else.

"While your here mrs smith i'll give you a quick breast exam, pop your top off"

"Your not going to tube me you filthy old bastard"

by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

tube

An asshead, a person who is hollow.

You are such a friggin tube, it hurts me.

by Pino March 30, 2003

tube

noun. Scottish. short for tube steak. a tube steak is penis on account of it being cylindrical in nature and made of meat.
used to refer to someone being a dick.

"So your boyfriend's a Hearts supporter? He must be a total tube steak."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009

tube

a water bong.

by Jak April 21, 2003

the tube

a tv ummmmmmmmmm....yea

dude you're blockin the tube

by blythe_molly March 25, 2005

tubes

better than excellent

"That shit is tubes!"

by Mac Mogan July 6, 2009

tube it

Shorthand for saying that you are going to watch something on You Tube.

I heard Florence and the Machine were on TV last night. I'll have to tube it.

by Ladyomygod January 23, 2011