tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

me cago en tu puta madre

Patrick Kluivert said this to the referee(Diaz Vega) in the game Barcelona - Real Madrid in 1999. It means "I shit on your whore mother. He got the red card for it.

Me cago en tu puta madre

by Carsi May 3, 2009

chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra

is a definition used to offend your fat fucking mother

si no blank chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra

by si si pancho February 23, 2023

tu madre

its a comeback when somebody try to come at you , it's basically like "your mom" but in Spanish.

"Melissa your pussy stinks"
Melissa's comeback would be "tu Madre"

by amos-@bruhizmia0308 June 29, 2020

higa de tu pinche madre

when a hispanic person is mad at you and compare you to you hot cheeto eating mother

higa de tu pinche madre por que isistes heco

by cacaeater2000 May 31, 2023

They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

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They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Chinga tu madre

Mexican insult that means "Fuck your mum", don't even try saying it to anybody

Chingo yo, chingas tu, chinga tu madre!

by Johnny Doeb June 13, 2024