trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"

The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.

by shmek December 8, 2016

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA October 31, 2017

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 11, 2017

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020

Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

by Entropy X April 19, 2022

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.

Nice Trumpkin.

by towilmusic October 11, 2020