Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.

“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”

by Chillosophy March 30, 2021

Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.

My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.

by Entropy X April 19, 2022

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

A trumpkin is the word used to describes a man specifically sucks another mans penis while both of them are wearing M.A.G.A shirts and the person who is getting there penis sucked is talking like trump while defecating.

Jarmahl: hey cris didnt you get a trumpkin yesterday.

Cris: yeah Jarmahl Yousif gives the best trumpkins.

Jarmahl: I bet he does man.

by BDDMahl April 2, 2024

Trumpkin

When you blow someone who is playing the saxophone.

Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a Trumpkin.

by gobbles_domalb November 14, 2025

trumpkin spice

A delicious beverage, usually drunk by republicans, it includes tasteful racism and one of the most God awful haircuts. Made from the freshest of trumpkins. You should start your day off feeling racist and political.

Satan: This Trumpkin Spice latte is amazing, I really feel a connection with this drink

by SatanIsMyHomie February 29, 2016

Trumpkin Blumpkin

When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.

Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?

Susie: what for?

Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!

Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.

Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling

Susie: and all I want is a new husband.

by RayRay H. September 22, 2021