trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"

The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.

by shmek December 8, 2016

Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

by Saucyclam November 17, 2016

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017

Trumpkin

The act of hiring Russian prostitutes to piss for you in a Presidential Suite.

Donald Trump paid some Russian whores to do a Trumpkin on the bed.

by Jim Halford January 10, 2017

Trumpkin

One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.

The Republican Party has been taken over by trumpkins.

by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020