too much sand for my truck

Portuguese people have a saying that goes "muita areia para a minha camioneta" or too much sand for my truck which basically means that they're overwhelmed and can also be used to describe a person that is way too attractive for them as in they could never handle having any sort of relationship with said person.

*hot chick walks by*
dave: damn
miguel: dude, she's too much sand for your truck
dave: oh c'mon, she definitely isn't too much sand for my truck

by lipa4 February 22, 2018

white trash truck

Typically a lifted piece of shit 4x4 on big ass mud tires being driving by a white guy that probably has a tiny dick might have a confederate flag on the back, it is really just a giant phallic extension

Guy #1 Man look at that white trash truck
Guy #2 I bet he fucks his cousin/mother

Guy in truck: Look at my big cock I mean truck

by fuckoffimfunny May 18, 2016

Truck Sticked

(verb): The verb version of the Madden 2006 feature "the truck stick"
To get truck sticked is to wrecked, mauled, owned, roflstomped, or any other similar synonym.

Jimmy wasn't fucking ready for that test-- he got truck sticked hard.

by Ametsub October 14, 2011

yellow truck

The biggest slut/whore/in the room.

Alternate meaning can also be the most annoying.

God she’s a yellow truck!

by Sallygreen June 13, 2018

Ontario Plow Truck

When the dick is in one hole an the balls are stuffed in the other hole simultaneously

Becky let me give her the ole Ontario plow truck

by Keepontruckin4 July 10, 2016

gut truck

A truck that provides food services to workplaces or other gathering places. The food is typically vending machine fare such as cans of soda and bottles of tea, as well as bags of snack foods or jerky. Often a warming oven keeps a number of premade hamburgers, hot dogs, and/or pizza slices ready for consumption.

The quality of the food is typically low, and prices high compared to other purchase options.

On our afternoon break we went out to the gut truck and got a bottle of coke and a nasty reheated burger.

by Joe From Kentucky February 23, 2011

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 7, 2003