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traffucked

The unfortunate position of being stuck in heavy, unmoving traffic, especially traffic that is stalled for no visible reason.
I would have been here earlier, but I was totally traffucked.
by Jules_in_LA November 6, 2006
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traffic buddies

When, on a two-lane hiway, two cars travel side-by-side at the same (slow) speed, preventing cars from passing them.
No, I'm not going to stop tailgating. We've been stuck behind these traffic buddies going 35 in a 50 zone for ten minutes now.
by branden January 5, 2006
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Taffy Pockets

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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Traffickity

Used to describe times when there is an excessive amount of traffic
I'm not going anywhere right now. It's too traffickity
by boricuan April 11, 2010
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Taffy Pulling

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick
Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009
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Traffic Crippling

When civil engineers and city planners talk about "traffic calming" they're really talking about "traffic crippling." Traffic crippling takes a flow of traffic. Rather than help motorists get from A-to-B as quickly as possible and leave the flow of traffic, they instead cripple the flow of traffic and frustrate motorists into
using alternative travel means (e.g. a bus). Traffic cripplers encourage air pollution by extending the period of any trip and raising the amount of pollutants created by any one motorist.
They did some traffic crippling. Now only bikes can go down this road.
by darth toria February 17, 2009
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Human traffic lights

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.

Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010
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