San Francisco Traffic Jam

What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.

Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?

by frosty174 October 3, 2016

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

4 way traffic jam

Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes

Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.

by Skater550 August 23, 2017

New York Traffic Jam

When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.

Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."

by Fridaynightdelight March 4, 2013

Cape May traffic jam

Five vehicles waiting at a red light.

I’m goin to be a minute late. Got caught in a Cape May Traffic Jam.

by KGBJMC May 22, 2019

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016