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Maybe I'll Be Tracer 

I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
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Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.
"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."
Tracing the bowl by longduckdong January 6, 2019
Word of the Day on January 27, 2019
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traceusse 

A female traceur; Female who practices Parkour.

See Traceur or Parkour.
"There should be more aspiring Traceusses in the world."
traceusse by Vanix February 3, 2007
Taking Advantage of Automated Cars.
When someone driving a manual car bullies or dominates a self drive car, knowing the automated car will slow or give way.
Argh! Look at that car taacing! He's pushing in and the self drive car just let him!
taacing by Fish73 August 1, 2017

track stand

The track stand is a bicycle maneuver in which the cyclist perches over the bike, trying to hold it almost stationary. The track stand may look, to a non-cyclist as if the rider is about to lunge forward, which may happen if the cyclist loses control of the bike.

To “track stand” is to hold a bicycle more or less stationary by perching over the cycle and rocking back and fourth slightly such that it does not fall down, as it would if it were completely still.

This move is easier to perform on a fixed-gear, or (racing) track bike, hence the name. The direct drive from pedals to drivetrain on a ‘track bike’ allow the cyclist to gently rock back and fourth. Timed track stands competitions now feature at many bike messenger and fixed bike enthusiast meets.

The move is also used widely by mountain bikers. Since the freewheel, which only engages when the cranks are pedaled forward, is common on mountain bikes, the technique usually involves a slight incline so that the cyclist can gently pedal up and allow the bike to rock back. This allows a biker to pause before negotiating a particularly technical bit of terrain such as a deep crevasse, a jump or a stream.

Any cyclist can hold a track stand on any bike for about fifteen seconds, often long enough for a light to change color, or enough of a pause to stop for a stop sign without stepping off of the pedals and leaving the riding position.

Like a lot of US slang, the term can be used as a noun or a verb, or even an adjective for the particularly linguistically obtuse.
The Chinese acrobat busted a track stand and then 30 people made a pyramid on top of her and the bike.

When I hold a track stand at an intersection, drivers think that I am trying to bomb through, not stand still, perhaps due to the perched-over-the bike position.

Dude, time me while I do a track stand on my new fixie – while wearing tight jeans, $2,000 worth of trendy clothing and a bunch of heavy shit stuffed into a messenger bag.
track stand by Professor reZz December 18, 2007

Burnt Hills Track Boys

A weird, sometimes obnoxious group of skinny individuals who run cross country or track for burnt hills. They enjoy throwing mud at girls, worshiping their Nanner Gods, grinding with eachother, and wearing short shorts. Yup... some of them are nice to look at, but the majority are assholes.
Why are those boys grinding with eachother and dancing to techo music and holding a banana up in the corner?

Oh, those are the Burnt Hills Track Boys, thats just what they do.

I wanna be tracer 

I wanna be tracer! I’m already tracer !
I wanna be tracer by Urdadsanonce November 20, 2018