Totem_pole

A total asshole, they always have to have a damn opinion, they always have a fucking opinion. Mostly against the Americans with the stupid "Oooh they're fatasses 'cuz they are in the United States!". You do not deserve to be in this situation, he's a humongous dipshit who can go up Satan's flaming arsehole.

Totem_pole: Haha Americans use the word "ass" because their retarded fatasses can't say arse correctly.
Me: Well yo ass can't shut the fuck up because YOUR know it all smartass is full of shit!
Totem_poledancerthatsugly: Haha shit-sagging American suck my dick!
Me: No you fuckwit! I'm European. I mean... crikey! Seems like YOU'VE been the one stacking on all the maccas!
Totem_shit: What?
Me: I hope you get bitten in the leg by a kangaroo!

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 27, 2022

fps totem

The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.

How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.

by lazyfrog February 24, 2013

The Devil’s Totem

The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.

James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”

by Bahdoh January 5, 2022

är tomtemor sugen på något

It's a well known swedish scene. A girl called Jonna Lundell said this in a porn video that was uploaded to Youtube and now it's one of the most said slangs in Sweden.

Jonas:Är tomtemor sugen på något?
Markus: Bro your wierd hahahah

by FRADDIEMASTER08 October 8, 2021

totem pole sisters

two girls who share or have shared the same sexual partner

Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!

by Brad the Dick April 14, 2014

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

totepotent

Some one who is unable to get an erection even if he has taken something like viagra

hey look at this guy he is totepotent impatent

by winnie da hugh May 4, 2005