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Topher

Topher is a cat that looks like a generic, orange minecraft cat. They tend to be very cuddly and loving cats.
Look at Topher! He’s so cute!
Why does Topher look a tiny human gremlin?
by simple genius May 18, 2021
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Topher Bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023
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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Topher

A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia
Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher
by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023
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A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".
As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.
by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023
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topher is a fabulous and terrifying creature . he is not to be messed with. he is the future. everyone will bow to topher one day. 👹
1. “YALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM ..MY NAMES TOPHER”

2. “ALL HAIL LORD TOPHER”
by yallknowtopher January 5, 2023
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Topher

His feet know where they want him to go.
He wonders why He is still stuck somewhere between I’m so Lonesome I could Cry by Hank Williams Sr and Straight Cold Player by Lenny Kravitz. He knows He is finished Kryptonite by Three Doors Down and Broken- hearted Savior by Big Head Todd and Your own Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode. He hopes to be working the Good Stuff.

He likes pastoral scenery and has a natural relationship with animals.
Yes, that’s Topher in the watchcap.
by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023
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