toot

A gaseous discharge consisting of methane and hydrogen sulfide that when expelled, produced a sound like that of a horn.

Do you really need an example? Well, ok.
/leans...*HOOOOOONK!*

by BlastMaster September 21, 2003

toots

Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".

49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.

by Ragdaddy December 1, 2019

Toots

Thick, juicy

Me: damn Ma you’re mad toots
Her: I’ve been doing my squats

by ElPolloGuisado May 22, 2019

Toot

The guy on the server who is online the most, who speedruns to MEE6 Level bot faster than light, also a nice person.
Likes to eat ramen with badgers inside his house while in a tent.

Person 1: Did you hear, Toot crossed level 50 again.
Person 2: I'm surprised it took him this long.

by TheCoolerGodzilla May 21, 2021

Toots

A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.

Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.

by Abs - The One and Only. December 19, 2010

toot

a child that is stubborn and strong-willed in a cute way

Little Mary Beth is a toot!---she didn't want to eat her cereal so she blew a raspberry with a mouthful of cereal and then laughed after it spattered Mama on the face.

by oneletterK September 24, 2011

Toots

Toots means goodbye or Ill talk to you later.

Alright guys i’ll see you later, toots

by Yung Finesse October 29, 2020