Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

toothpick-dick

A dick which is so small or thin that it can be used as a toothpick. It can be used as an insult or an intentional exaggeration.

Kevin said he had a big cock but it was just a toothpick-dick.

by Tobl1x May 3, 2022

Minty Toothpick

A small wooden stick usually carried in a plaid shirt or jacket, and often can be found on the floor of a pickup truck. Rednecks often chew on these to prove themselves as men, or to attrack a redneck mate.

Also can be used to fool people into thinking that you are not drunk

Officer: Sir have you been drinking tonight? Your truck was all over the road.

Redneck Driver: No sir, just chewin a minty toothpick, y'all want one? There minty!

by redneckhillbilly February 17, 2010

Making Toothpicks

Hitting a tree, or telephone pole or any large stationary object made of wood, with your car or truck.

Matt - What happened to the front end of your pickup?

Justin - Went around a curve too fast and ending up making toothpicks.

Matt - That sucks, those trees will jump out from nowhere.

by Random Killer November 22, 2011

heavy toothpick

A skinny girl a huge butt

Boy1: have you met the new girl
Boy2:no but i heardshe was a heavy toothpick

by misskae May 12, 2015

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s the smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020