Tonto Squat

When a person does an Indian squat on your face and sings Native American ritual songs as you go down on their chocolate starfish.

Damn bro billy-joe has a clapper, I’d let her do the tonto squat on my face.

by BigPapaGoose88 September 25, 2018

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tontons

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

by Anita B. January 22, 2008

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tonito • tonitoni • national tonito day • Tonto • Tonio • toitoi • Tanitoluwa • tinito • tonetone • tonino

tonio

Slang term used in the Southside San Diego area to refer to the need to defecate.

"Dude, I gotta take a mean tonio right now."
or
"That tonio just reaped my ass!"
or
"Man that tonio was ALL LIQUID son!"

by i<3pandapoo May 1, 2010

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Tonitria

A beautiful and Intelligent Woman Who Loves to Joke and Play a All out Goofy Girl Who is Kind and Nice and Easy to Talk To Also She is a Woman Who Finds Loyalty Very Important.

Dude you got a Tonitria, your a lucky guy!

by Mr. Awesome 😈😎 December 20, 2016

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