Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Teriyaki Tongue Punch

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue

I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

Tongue punch me in between my eyes

It means lick my unibrow

Hey babe ,can you we do something different tonight
Yea sure what do you have in mind
Could u maybe tongue punch me in between my eyes
Oh your kinky kinky ,ok let's do jt

by Shartonmydickdaddy November 3, 2020