Tootsies

AKA: Toes
Toot-Sees

That girl has the cutest tootsies

by Getta February 16, 2008

hater tots

Like haterade, the figurative snack you consume when you're hating on someone.

- "He acts like he's the shit because he has that Mercedes SLR."

- "Man, you need to cut down on all those hater tots you've been eating."

by aoc January 7, 2006

Chill Your Tots

a remark used up to 37 times a day. When someone is not chilling you tell them to chill their tots. This comment is made when someones tots are in the oven. This phrase may only be used by laxers.

peter-"dude im sketching out right now, were the fuck are we!"

phil-"chill your tots bro"

by Chill Brosenman April 28, 2009

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker June 2, 2012

salty tootsie roll

To lick a man's testicles and jerk him off at the same time.

Last night she gave me a salty tootsie roll until I expoded through the center of my tootsie pop, "I wonder how many licks that took"?

by Sunset Will April 19, 2009

Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019