Steph: heard you just got circumcised, let me see your toad! :3

Ben: What? :/
by SmellyToad January 18, 2012
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1. short for 'toadstool'- a poisonous fungus with an umbrella-shaped body that is often brightly colored and/or spotted.
2. a poisonous mushroom
moron: What is the Nintendo character Toad and why does he have a mushroom on his head?
me: He's a TOADSTOOL. And he doesn't have a mushroom on his head, he IS a mushroom, you moron.
by Lo Beedle January 27, 2004
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When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping
Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded
by stanman May 25, 2012
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A person that gets all the bitches even though he/she can be ugly.
by Queen.Toad.K'lyn December 5, 2015
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