Riding the Tink-Tink

When A Girl Rides on a guys dick that is less than four inches.

Stef was riding the tink-tink last night for so long Jeremiah lost his soul

by Stephanie Hopez November 14, 2007

tink

n. a sophisitcated, complicated, and extremely intense combination of precision aiming and the perfection of the plethora of forward arm mechanics. Put a round, circular object of any weight, density, and size in the hand of the one throwing it (such objects have ranged from grapes (to perhaps lacrosse balls)... and target it at the male physiological region that foremost distinguishes the males from female of the species.

can be used as a verb "to tink."

Student 1: "I'm going to tink you so hard you'll hate your parents for making you."

Student 2: "Please don't, I want to be able to have children!"

Student 3: "You better cover up your crotch then."

by Steven Leung August 16, 2006

TINK

Two Incomes No Kids - A married couple who is more concerned about maintaining their current lifestyle rather than raising a child/children. Usually urban dwellers and the thought of a child is "icky" and inconvenient to their jet-setting ways.

Friend 1: "When are John and Jane going to have a kid, they've been married for five years and aren't getting any younger?"
Friend 2: "I think that they are pretty content to remain TINKs so they can continue their clubbing lifestyle."
Friend 1: "Probably a good thing as the kid would probably be neglected anyway."

by #Zombieapocalypse November 13, 2012

[tink]

a derogatory term meaning retarded or stupid.

I don't understand this homework!
You are such a tink

She called me a Tinker.
How Horrible!

by Mia tellers January 7, 2009

tink

a gay guy that is flamboyant

That guy is more tinky than most girls .

by JadeyJade November 3, 2008

tink

to let just a little pee out, especially in certain situations
shortened form of tinkle

i laughed so hard i tinked.
i sneezed so hard i tinked.

by Michelle March 16, 2005

tink

An acronym for "two income no kids". Usually referred to rich couples (young and old) that have huge houses and tons of stuff like jet skis and more cars than they can handle.

Man 1: Heh, My wife got me a new shirt for christmas and my kids got me a tie!

Man 2: Well, My wife got me a 22 foot fishing boat for christmas.

Man 1: Darn tink!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net July 25, 2003