zoomies

After a cat shits and runs like the wind because they feel free. But to you it just looks like your cat is running chaotically around your home.

Pet Owner 1 "Why is the cat running around so much, she almost ran right into me!"
Pet Owner 2 "Man, she got the zoomies! Must've just shat."

by shane hates cops July 31, 2021

The Zoomies

Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.

My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.

by Guy who makes words. November 7, 2022

zoomies

Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars

So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?

by OlmanWilfried November 3, 2022

Zoomy hour

a period of time with which family, friends, and/or colleagues gather on a video call while imbibing.

a virtual gathering, over video conference call, where participants are partaking in alcoholic beverages.

Named after Zoom, a video communications company, that became the most popular conferencing service during the COVID19 pandemic.

Hey Danny, did you schedule the zoomy hour with the group yet?

5:05pm, that's a bold start for a zoomy hour.
Zoomy hour tonight will be 30 mins after work. Most of you will want to put on something other that ath-leisure.

by AllResNoAuth April 3, 2020

zoomy

Zoomy: noun - reputable looking shirt that you can quickly throw on before the start of a video conference.

Usage: Just got my zoomy on in time for the customer call - bonus that it had the company logo on it.

by fh2020 April 28, 2020

ZOOMI

Zoomi is Big Fan of Zoo NTR🐖 & Cunny Fox🦊

He Always Say "Untadhi Unatdhi Breakeven Endhuku Undadhu"

Zoomi 😳

by Jaagu January 31, 2021

Zoomies

The very sudden, urgent need to poop that happens mere moments before a Zoom meeting.

I got hit with the zoomies before the meeting so I had to sit on a bucket the entire time just in case.

by slyigs August 27, 2025