time traveling ghost rider

a person who consumes a high does of xanax or several bars and falls asleep, only to awake hours later in a strange place with no memory of the trip. Often times, the trip is on an airplane, train, or roadtrip.

"so i got on the plane in NY popped a bar, next thing i knew i was in germany.WTF, where was the movie, or the hot stewerdess?"

"you my friend are a time traveling ghost rider."

by milfandcookies June 10, 2008

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5d chess with multiverse time travel

a popular digital-only chess variant that costs $7.91 on steam, and also the greatest mindfuck besides quantum mechanics

me: have you played 5d chess with multiverse time travel?
you: no
me: me neither :(

by d0nu7m4n January 4, 2022

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Egg n' Sausage Time Travel

To eat Wendy's breakfast food for lunch, because you were brilliant enough to stop there before work that morning and buy more food than you could eat for breakfast. A technique usually practiced by those who wish breakfast food was served at Wendy's 24 hrs/day.

Guy 1: You coming to lunch?
Guy 2: (takes a bite of breakfast) Nope, egg n' sausage time travel baby!
Guy 1: What the hell is a gigawatt!?

by Gunslinga August 24, 2008

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Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

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Facebook Time-Traveler

(Noun, Verb, Adj)-A Facebook Time Traveler is a phrase used to describe an married or single individual who will take the liberty to stalk former classmates' walls in an effort to eventually pursue them. An influx of Facebook messages or a request for one's cell number is typically a standard operating procedure.

So, Jimmy is acting like a Facebook Time-Traveler ! I mean, what's up with the Love bombing??? He messaged me like 5 times asking me if I remembered our Biology class after study hall?? He also said that "I was the one that got away"? Wtf does this mean after all these years? It's kinda creepy. Ewe, he's married too! Oh boy, I may have to block him.

by Cappy C February 6, 2023

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