atlanta symphony

the cacophony produced by atlanta traffic (esp. during rush hour) consisting of, but not limited to, horns honking, sirens blaring, tires sceeching, and drivers yelling.

the f*cking atlanta symphony damn near drove me crazy on my evening commute home.

by N.A.W. September 1, 2006

Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007

Keyboard Symphony

The noise of loads of people in the same room typing on computers

Keith: I Couldn't hear anything because of that keyboard symphony

by The Muffin Bear November 7, 2010

symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 May 7, 2011

Ringtone Symphony

When an event or disaster occurs that is of sufficient magnitude and general interest that everyone must get on the phone and tell everyone about it - what occurs in a public place is a ringtone symphony. You are sitting in a restaurant or concert and every phone in the place goes off all at once.

Last time there was an earthquake in SF, I was sitting in the restaurant when all f a sudden there was a ringtone symphony.

by HWM April 14, 2013