Reality Receipt

When bullshit gets vibe checked by evidence.

You can't bullshit your way around a reality receipt.

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Receipt

When one professional wrestler responds to a genuine or needlessly rough manoeuvre with a strong strike of their own as payback. Usually in the form of a one-off hard strike of their own.

1. “You bought that kick. Lemme give you the receipt for it.”

2. Braun Strowman kneed Brock Lesnar in the head, so Brock famously gave him a receipt in the form of 2 quick genuine punches.

3. Perry Saturn infamously gave Mike Bell a seemingly endless receipt after Mike accidentally dropped Perry on his head.

by NickJT April 3, 2022

receipt pal

a narcissistic app which gaslighted its users into stealing their data.

changing their guidelines once they had X amount of users to steal their information & rig the app.

🫦 capitalistic tendencies 👄

receipt pals CEO is buggin by preying on low income citizens

by polygram420 November 13, 2022

Got the receipts

Having tangible evidence that something is true — whether that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Golfer 2: Wait! No way you scored a hole in one last weekend!
Golfer 1: Sure did, and I’ve GOT THE RECEIPTS. (My caddy caught on cellphone)

by LA-Bebo July 18, 2025

Receipt

The confirmation of an purchased item/product
This term could also represent gossip

“If you really bought football, could I see the receipt?”
“B!+ch you did say that, I got the receipts”

by Rosiesisk February 23, 2025

Receipt

Whoever invented the way to spell this word is an idiopt.

The idiopt gave me a receipt.

by DuckLove2008 September 17, 2020