Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Squishy Nuns

When your balls are squishy like a nun’s titties.

Girl, guess who got them squishy nuns.

Aye baby, lemme suck on those squishy nuns.

by CupKaykke May 11, 2018

Nun hole

better term for asshole

Gaaawd you're such a nun hole

by maisyyyy February 10, 2009

nun's ass

Very cold, freezing

DAYUM it's as cold as a nun's ass out here!!!

by UncleTanTan November 21, 2016

twitter nun

a person (on twitter) who gets offended and or butt hurt when you talk about sex or rt porn onto their timeline

'yo grace did you see the twitter fight between mia and jc'

'yes!! oh my god jc is such a twitter nun. I mean all mia said was that she wanted to bang Michael Clifford and jc called her a slut'

by mia5sos May 14, 2014

Nuns on ripple

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018

gaggle of nuns

A group of nuns found outside of the typical environment, e.g. church

Trin- look its a gaggle of nuns
Caitlin- what are the odds that I'm holding a 4-foot inflatable penis as we pass said gaggle of nuns

by defining for the dumb September 11, 2018