Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.
by minervamidsummer August 21, 2010
Get the haggis hangin'mug. 
An Arab girls anus.
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
Get the Aladdin's Haggismug. Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Haggis Surprisemug. An Arab Girls anus.
by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006
Get the Aladdin's Haggismug. 1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!
2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.
2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.
by mullet09 July 19, 2009
Get the Haggismug. by I_AM_PIEMAN August 4, 2009
Get the Haggis Munchermug.