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financial catapult

usually the last few days or the second week of a pay period during which most if not all the money from a previous paycheck has been spent, most of it on bills, debts, and food, leaving very little left for leisure. A prevalent feature of the lives of young adults
dammit, I have 10 bucks left which I need for gas, gonna be in a financial catapult the rest of this week!
by UM North Quad July 26, 2012
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catapult

someone who is better than you in every single way. They're so perfect they will make your voice sound high pitched and make you look short. They are so perfect they make you feel as if they could catapult you back to your father. like a kid getting sent back home.
Person 1: God, he makes me look like a loser.
Person 2: He's your catapult.
by redder_dominator February 19, 2021
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Ugandan catapult

A Ugandan catapult a sexual act between two people. Where one person defecates in their hand (usually after taking laxatives) then throws their poop trying to get it in the other person’s mouth.
Me and Susie tried Ugandan catapulting after our date

Ugandan catapulting is W faps
by Sharkzam August 21, 2025
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Catalina catapult

The act of fisting your partner in the ass then inserting a bushel of green grapes into their rectum. Then and only then, walk 15 paces across the room as she’s volleys the new chocolate covered grapes into your mouth.
My girl gave me the best Catalina catapult last night
by Realmanjud January 9, 2026
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