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roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
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cannibal cafe

Website created for individuals to meet and dine together, on each other. Ex. Armin Meiwes
Armin Meiwes, famous Cannibal, met his victim on cannibal cafe, cut off his penis, ate it with the victim, took a bath, then finished cutting him up later.
by R.R. Pawlow December 3, 2013
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Cafe Hoop

The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!
-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 14, 2011
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cat cafe

A cat cafe is a warm and cozy cafe with coffee and pastries along side the company of friendly adoptable cats
I am going to a cat cafe to get coffee and play with some cats
by Kt_hawk March 10, 2016
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The Ace Cafe

1. Roadside Cafe off the North Circular, London
2. Most Famous haunt of the Great Rocker,Greasers, Ton-Up boys in 60s England
3. Fantastic Place
4. Heaven for Those whos gods are Barry Sheene, Mike "the Bike" hailwood etc, and anyone who loves bikes and the smell of Castrol R spillin from a Hundred Trummies, Bezzers etc
Rocker at The Ace Cafe: Hey how bouts we meet up ere saturday in the mornin' n ride down to Brighton
Rocker 2: Yeh give the bikes a blast take the birds for a good time, knock some Mods of their poxy hair dryers
by Chuck"Ton-up" Parker September 12, 2008
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Roblox Cafe

timmy: want to play a Roblox Cafe?
Jake: No ur mum
by definebigman December 3, 2020
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cafe racer

Predominately using the beatiful wideline frames of Nortons (the worlds greatest roadholder) mainly Triumph engines and some BSA. Large aluminum petroltanks (Manx-type), cuts, clip-on handlebars, fott-rests moved back and short racing seats.
See allso: Beautiful, smooth, light, powerful, fast motorcycle.
by Sverre May 8, 2005
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