surging sanders

The event where Bernie Sanders beats the crap out of Hillary Clinton in the polls.

We have a surging Sanders in Iowa and New Hampshire.

by Melkor505 April 24, 2016

surging sanders

A term for ejaculating for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 US Presidential Election, Bernie Sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, Hillary Clinton.

Guy: I'm really excited we're gonna have sex again tonight!
Girl: I hope you don't pull a Surging Sanders again...

by El StipeL April 24, 2016

surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.

by euphemismo January 22, 2007

Storm Surge

The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.

"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"

by WordSubmitter January 10, 2008

surging sanders

It's when you cum out of nowhere.

Girl: So I'm blowing my guy, and all the sudden I get a Surging Sanders in my eye.

by Soshulizt May 7, 2016

Text Surge

A term used to describe the moment at which everyone in the known universe sends you a text message. Then, once you finish replying to all of them, you spend about an hour sitting there without getting a single new message from anyone.

Dude, my phone was going crazy a sec ago, and now I'm not getting any messages at all...stupid text surges

by Fergalicious def March 14, 2011

Scrotal Surge

A scrotal surge is that feeling just before you bust your nut. A feeling almost better than the busting of the nut itself. It makes your dingle tingle. Similar to the word "climax" but a much cooler word for it.

Awesome Guy: "Hey, Dude, you know that chick next door? The hot one?"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You mean that whore with one eye, Rachel, who lives in the cardboard box?"
Awesome Guy: "Yeah, I gave her 20¢ and she sucked my cock until I had a scrotal surge and then stopped. It was awesome!"
Not As Awesome Guy: "You're pretty fuckin' weird..."

by LooseGears May 23, 2013