Sal stands for swaggy ass lameass.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.
A swaggy ass lameass or sal for short usually thinks he is the best, at everything. He always is around girls even though girls hate him. He is usually a midget with black hair, and he pretends to be what he's not. He usually picks one sport to play to impress girls and he's bad at it or maybe two. They usually pick football and are the smallest on the team. They usually sag their pants where backwards hats or take hats from girls and where them. They also usually start overly flirting with girls out of their league at the age of 9. Their parents think that their little swagfag sal is the best and get him whatever he wants. They get freaked out by the weirdest shit ever. They always talk about their cock even though it's tiny. Sals say nigger at least once a day especially the with ones and will do anything for attention. They are usually bad in school because they are attention whores (almost like the average preteen girl) in general just if you see a sal stay away from it.
Girl 1: Did you see that person he's such a sal
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo
Courtney : But he's Soo coool
Girl 2:just leave us alone you lesbo
by Salreallysucksdick467 December 30, 2014
An acronym standing for "self-aggrandizing little sh*ts". This is a way to refer to (usually young) people who spend time telling others how great they are for relatively mundane accomplishments or who demand a level of respect that they haven't earned. Can be used to describe an individual or a group. "Sallies" can used as a feminine modifier.
"Those guys at table 12 sure are sals. This is Denny's, for crying out loud. If they snap their fingers at me one more time, they are getting the special sauce."
by Spanktastic Tom October 22, 2007
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by v0cal0id March 8, 2021
The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)
Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months
Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?
Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!
*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*
by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014
A family member who is dirty and rude. He cant be left alone with teenage girls in a room. But you still invite him to a family get together, just to be nice.
by Allme15 October 1, 2013