Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle

to go crazy; to go nuts (informal)
to have a temper tantrum or a fit of rage

When repeatedly asked whether or not he had used street drugs to help cope with his mental problems, the schizophrenic patient began stabbing the old bat with a knitting needle.

by giovany August 7, 2006

Stabbing The Ghost

When penetration continues after a creampie. (“the ghost” being the cum inside)

1: We were fucking and I came inside her, but I was still hard so I just kept Stabbing The Ghost until she came two more times.

by TenAgainst October 21, 2023

Stabbing the carp

Woman masterbation.

Everyone could tell when they walked in the room Summer had been stabbing the carp...fish was in the air.

by Knot consensual November 1, 2023

stabbing the pirate

jerking off / masturbation

We saw Caitlin stabbing the pirate through the window.

by jellohohoh March 17, 2006

Stabbed me in the back

When you're spooning and the big spoon gets an erection and it stabs you in the back

I was sleeping with my boyfriend and he stabbed me in the back this morning

by swdafgh September 20, 2018

stabbing the cat

a really cool way to say jacking off

also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won't get it.

"Dude that guy is fucking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!"

by Haley ann January 14, 2008